Oct. 10 -- BIZARRO WORLD: MYERS VS. HOWARD

BY SCOTT LAUBER

So, Brett Myers just hit a dribbler down the third-base line, and on his way out of the batter's box, he hit himself in the head with his bat. But Myers made it safely to first, legging out his third hit of the game. He also has three RBIs today. Let me repeat that:

Three hits.

And three RBIs.

For Brett Myers.

Overall in the postseason, Myers, a .116 career hitter, is 4-for-5 with three RBIs. Ryan Howard, meanwhile, is 2-for-17 with one RBI.

Figure that one out.