Oct. 31 -- HAMELS ON LETTERMAN

BY SCOTT LAUBER

So, as you may have seen last night if you stayed up late, Cole Hamels read the Top 10 List on "The Late Show With David Letterman." That's what World Series MVPs do, ya know. Anyway, if you didn't catch it, here you go, straight from the home office. The category is, top 10 things that went through Cole Hamels' mind after winning the World Series:

10. Maybe I'll get to be on "Dancing With The Stars."
9. Can I wear my cup in the offseason?
8. The Rays collapsed faster than my 401(k).
7. How cool a name is Cole Hamels?
6. This must be how the Yankees used to feel.
5. Is the Phillie Phanatic hitting on my wife?
4. Seriously, how cool a name is Cole Hamels?
3. How can I celebrate when the nation's economic output is the weakest it's been since the third quarter of 2001?
2. I hope John McCain will start calling me "Cole the Pitcher."
1. Now maybe I'll get to appear on Leno?

See it for yourself.